The Great American Novel
It's such a slow day today, it's time I started writing what every hack aspires to, "the great American novel".

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
(A slow day can be a nice break, but this is mindnumbing.)

"Call me Ishmael."
(Call me bored out of my skull.)

or the classic Peanuts version...
"It was a dark and stormy night"
(It was a dull and sunny day.)


I'll just give up on writing and let my brain bleed out of my ears reading webcomics all day.
- posted by lore @ 10:40 AM
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